Colon cleansing…something you heard on the Nutty Professor dinner scene that made you laugh and maybe brought back your own fond memories of childhood family get-togethers, or perhaps some nightmares of your father eating cabbage and scaring your dream date away from the table during high school after you worked so hard to trick them into going out with you. However, or rather unfortunately, it’s not about passing gas and getting a laugh. While that would be the ultimate Thanksgiving dinner gag – or just a cocktail for a jolly-good time with the guys – there is a more important purpose for it. It’s a method of helping you shed weight, and cleanse an integral part of your body’s digestive system to help you keep off the weight, and remain healthier. But what’s the gist of it all? Well, read on, young padawan. Read on.
If you are a do-it-yourselfer like the time you put twenty thousand nails in a single wall to make the sheet rock stay up in your garage, you can buy colon cleanser and handle the situation yourself in the comfort – and privacy, if you value such a thing over all others – of your own home. Think of it as a supplemental diet. Each morning, you take a pill, lunch time you chase your tuna sandwich and fries down with a cleansing drink, and just before you lay down for a date with the sand man you take another cleansing drink. Between two and three months, you should be pretty darn clean inside. Basically, it’s about introducing hunters into your colon to have safari on the bad chemicals that remain inside the hunting grounds just waiting to attack when the time is right – for them, not for you. For you, it’s always a bad time. Repeat this twice a year, and make sure you are always getting plenty of water. It’s not hard, we all know the standard – eight ounces a day. No skimping. No cheating. Eight. It comes after seven and before nine.
There is a down side to using colon cleaning products: you may have a brief period of irregularity in which you will need to set up shop just outside your bathroom door…or inside if you prefer to be prompt. Come on now, you can’t have everything in life. However, the good news is it doesn’t last for very long. Within a few days, your colon should be pretty well primed to it, and it just becomes another group of chemicals that needs to be flushed from your body as a greasy double cheeseburger does. Also, colon cleaning products are not recommended for small children, pregnant women, and women who are breastfeeding. Sorry. Them’s the breaks. After all, it’s only fair that they get to dirty up their colon like the rest of us before they decide to undergo a cleaning. Don’t take the choice away from them. It’s their colons too. Don’t let this discourage you though, after all, there are many upsides to having your colon cleansed.
Upsides, oh how you’ve been waiting for this part! Are you ready for it? Are you? We know you are, so here it is. No changing your diet! Oh, that just sounds so good, doesn’t it? It just has that ring to the ear that seems like the music plucked from a goddesses harp. We know. It’s beautiful. Yes, there is no need to change your diet, unless you’re not consuming the needed eight ounces of water per day that we told you about just a few lines ago. Yes, you’re not going to get away from it. Eight. Remember the eight. Eight glasses of water a day! You can eat what you want within reason, and your colon will be getting scrubbed using the product. Think of it, no diet, just a pill and some cleaning shakes a few times a day for two or three months, and you lose weight and feel better. Sounds like a good shake to us.
There are a lot of colon cleansing items to skim through and choose, just have a gander at the provided links and, if you are willing, get ready to lose some weight, have your innards cleaned, and feel healthier.
